Wednesday, February 28, 2007

It's the Return...

Hello Everyone.

It's been a long winter. Nice to see you all again.

A lot has happened since we left you.

Let's recap:

The Indianapolis Colts destroy the Chicago Bears in the second half of the NFL Super Bowl, after both teams turn the ball over at least three times in the first half. All of this takes a backseat to the halftime show, which features Prince covering a Foo Fighters track and playing "Purple Rain" in a torrential downpour.

In a daring show of solidarity with well-regarded (read: totally gay) media mogul David Geffen and his attack on Hilary Clinton, both Britney Spears and Jack Nicholson shave their heads.

(In a related story, I fail to find a solo picture of Jack Nicholson's shaved head on the internet after searching for a whole five minutes)

One of Delaware's most prominent, up-and-coming entrepreneurs, Jacob Theodore Czerwin, disappears from his own birthday party at the MGM Grand. Gossip columns claim he was locked away in a public bathroom with his former accountant, but these rumors are yet to be confirmed.

Some astronaut drives halfway across the country in a diaper and ends up killing Anna Nicole Smith because another astronaut was banging her astronaut.

The Departed, a great one and half hour movie that somehow lasted for two and a half hours, wins the Oscar for Best Picture and Al Gore's super-serial global warming lecture "An Inconvenient Truth" nabs the Best Documentary statue. Also, everyone bitches about how long and boring the Oscars are. Again. Just like last year. And the year before that. And always.

Nirvana finally takes the corporate plunge and licenses the song "Breed" to MLB 2007. The forthcoming video game also features cuts from The Pixies, Tapes N' Tapes, and The Stooges.

Ok. I think that's it...

Oh yeah, also, we showed our wang to about 4000 more people.

And now we are pledging one post a day for 31 days. NOTE: WE ARE NOT SAYING THEY WILL ALL BE GOOD (Take this one for example). We are only saying something new will be on here everyday.

Can we do it?

Thursday, February 01, 2007