Monday, February 06, 2006

OVER THE LINE?


It's weird. I watched the entire Super Bowl. Even the half-time show. (Hands down, the best rendition of "Rough Justice" the Stones have ever done.) For some reason though, I don't remember seeing Ben Rothlisberger score a touchdown. It's recorded in the box score. The outcome suggests he did. But I just can't remember actually SEEING it. Did anyone else? Did I miss something?

Also, didn't Seattle score a touchdown in the second quarter? What happened with that?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs05/columns/story?columnist=smith_michael&id=2320683

Anyway, I hope you were all able to purchase your Jerome Bettis collectible items from the 6 (yes, 6) different channels that were offering Super Bowl XL merchandise following the game. (The NFL has apparently taken a page from the marketing book of Yogurt in Spaceballs. Dink Dink...Dink Dink Dink)

I think it's important to buy memorablia after important events, so that you don't forget to remember them. Last weekend I ordered a hat and a terrible towel from QVC to commemorate the Alito appointment. Then I burned them when he voted against Thomas and Scalia in his first decision, revoking Missouri's God given right to dole out its own version of Rough Justice. Who does this fucker think he is?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/02/AR2006020200359_pf.html

(Also, my favorite part of the game was when Hasselback got penalized for tackling a guy. Take that you latte-drinking, tree huging Seattle queers! In football we only allow the quarterback to hit above the waist. That's the way it is. That's the way it has always been. If you don't like it, why don't you take a shower and stage a protest, you bearded hippies. Just like you did outside the World Trade Oraganization meeting in '99. Look how much good that accomplished. SUCKERS!)

3 Comments:

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