i guess the best place would be in the tunnel that leads from the team dormitories out to the rink. it gets pretty dark in there, and it's generally unpopulated except for directly after the competition. there's a bit of an echo in there, so yelling carries, but that's nothing a balled up bandana can't take care of
Do me a favor and add Gretchen Bleiler to the competition. She defines snow bunny.
So, screw the ice dancing queens. And the women, too! Any sporting event with a major "artistic" element is fucking retarded. You don't see Michael Johnson losing .05 seconds in a race because he looks like a "dildohead" when he runs, or Brazil getting comped an extra goal because their style of play is rhythmic and graceful compared to other squads.
If Skater X can't perform a quad-salchow and Skater Y can, Y skater should win.
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i guess the best place would be in the tunnel that leads from the team dormitories out to the rink. it gets pretty dark in there, and it's generally unpopulated except for directly after the competition. there's a bit of an echo in there, so yelling carries, but that's nothing a balled up bandana can't take care of
oh, where do we raTe them?! my mistake, disregard that last comment.
Do me a favor and add Gretchen Bleiler to the competition. She defines snow bunny.
So, screw the ice dancing queens. And the women, too! Any sporting event with a major "artistic" element is fucking retarded. You don't see Michael Johnson losing .05 seconds in a race because he looks like a "dildohead" when he runs, or Brazil getting comped an extra goal because their style of play is rhythmic and graceful compared to other squads.
If Skater X can't perform a quad-salchow and Skater Y can, Y skater should win.
Unless Skater X has giant cans.
if would do them all
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