Phalanx but No Phalanx (Get It?)

In November we ripped New York Times film critic A.O. Scott for his review of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto.

We haven't received Mr. Scott's letter of attrition yet but we are pretty sure he's learned his lesson, because his review of Zach Snyder's slow-motion epic 300 is spot-on.

You can read it here...

Or you can read an even better review, from the New York Post of all places, here...

Or you can take our word for it...


300 Sucks.