Now, In the News...

...Duke is upset by VCU!!!! Proving unequivocally that Duke sucks and that we are genius...


...A late winter storm threatens to dump 12 inches of snow on New York City and the early numbers on US winter temperatures come in around average, proving that Global Warming doesn't exist...

...Barrack Obama calls Senator John Edwards "kind of cute", proving that he is at least a little gay...

...Iranian President Ahmadinejad plans another trip to New York and asks for 25 visas for 'security agents' and says that a large group of his followers will stay in their private plane at JFK rather than pass through U.S. customs, proving that Iran really isn't taking this whole 'international relations' thing very seriously...

...Scientists discover a new species of leopard with fangs large enough to kill its prey in a single bite, proving that cool things still happen...

...Simon Cowell says that he is more important than Bruce Springsteen, proving that the amount of faith America is putting in this man's opinion needs to be reevaluated...

...Vladimir Putin spurs production of a Russian 'super-agency' to regulate and control the country's media, proving that the motherland has finally reached 'Orwellian nightmare' status...

...New Arcade Fire album, Neon Bible, debuts at #2, proving that good music can still move product...

...Korn MTV Unplugged reaches #9, proving that people will buy anything if the words 'MTV Unplugged' are in the title...

....We copy an entire post from Drudge Report, proving we are burning out on this one post a day shit.