Wednesday, November 01, 2006

John Kerry and Other Things That Seem Odd to Me

Sometimes I think John Kerry is secretly working for the Republican party.

There is apparently a show on tv about people competing to lose weight.

There was a dude at the Halloween party I attended in a skin tight Mr. Incredible outfit.

The entire cast of the show My Name is Earl are Scientologists.

In Tennessee, there is a radio advertisement for a Republican Senator that somehow mentions his opponents race (black) six times.

The Current Top Ten Albums according to Billboard Magazine belong to Diddy, Evanescence, JoJo, Justin Timberlake, Dierks Bently (whoever the hell that is), Rod Stewart, Hinder, Reuben Studdard, Tony Bennett, and The Killers (From 1 to 10)

Paris Hiltons debut album, Paris, recieved four and a half stars (out of five) on All Music.com.

The current Heavyweight Champion of professional boxing is a Russian named Nikolai Valuev.

5 Comments:

At 7:27 AM, Blogger SMangat said...

John Kerry is a moron
popular music is complete cramp and people don't know anything
what were you dressed as?
oh yeah, check this:
"16. The feel-bad Sixers
I have them penciled in for "worst team in the East" status, and not just because they'll be dealing Iverson within the next four months and everyone in Philly is more depressed than Robert Smith when he was writing the "Disintegration" album. Consider the following things ...

Chris Webber
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His defense doesn't justify his salary.

A. They're stuck paying Iverson and C-Webb a combined $81 million over the next two seasons.

B. They're paying $21 million in dead salary money this season to Todd MacCulloch, Jamal Mashburn and Greg Buckner.

C. They owe Sam Dalembert and Kyle Korver another $79 million over the next five seasons.

D. Their starting point guard is Kevin Ollie, the NBA equivalent of kicking off an NFL season with Sage Rosenfels and Aaron Brooks.

E. According to the Indy Star, Embattled GM Billy King (that's officially his name now) spent $1,600 to attend Coach K's leadership conference two weeks ago.

F. Points A-thru-D and point E are probably related.

G. Philly reader Rob B. sums everything up: "I'm a Sixers season-ticket holder, which probably tells you everything you need to know about my psyche. The Sixers send you an e-mail at some point each offseason where they lay out what their new ad campaign is this year. They've had doozies in the past, including one campaign that said 'This place is fun!' This year, the slogan is 'It's a Philly thing.' (Go to Sixers.com, it's plastered all over there. And you get to see Mo Cheeks say 'It's a Philly thing' in a really awkward manner.) My friends and I have been pondering for months now what exactly 'it' is? Losing? Mediocrity? Overpaying crappy players? Disappointment?"

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Brett said...

Dierks Bently??? No clue.

And how could you, Jason Lee? Is Catalina really a Scientologist too? She's Mexican!

I . . . uh . . . dressed up as Mr. Incredible last year. What's wrong with that? Alright fine, I'm a loser! At least it wasn't as skin-tight as Pat in his Spiderman outfit.

Captain Obvious strikes again.

re: Sixers
The Flyers and Sixers are winning their respective championships this year.

-Tyrone Biggums

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger The Awkward Toad said...

I was dressed as Johnny Cash (which means I wore my bartender uniform and flipped the collar up)

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous ken said...

the current world circuit champion is a russian named soda popinski.

 
At 3:50 AM, Blogger SMangat said...

i thought soda popinski was a pole

 

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